2.11.15 On Deck Trivia Recap

2.11.15 On Deck Sports Bar & Grill - Trivia

Dice's elementary report cards are a pretty hilarious affair. The teachers that could handle my energy, seemed to have nice hand-written things to say about their precocious charge. Until 4th grade, that is. My 4th grade report card was the first "computer-generated" report card I ever received, but because I was still in elementary school, I didn't have multiple teachers, so any comments the teacher made about me showed up on every single subject we had together...all eight of them. When the report card "package" arrived needing extra postage from my parents, I had a hunch things were about to get bad for me. I'm a little upset that she selected all 12 possible negative comments about me and none of the good ones. Even more upsetting, at the bottom of page 11 of my 4th grade report card, the teacher hand-wrote that she didn't know what was "wrong" with me and that students like me were the reason she wants to retire. Pretty sure everyone wants to retire, so you're welcome.

TEAMS: After two weeks of sharing his microphone with others, Dice was eager to have the stage to himself and the dozen teams that showed for Trivia at the On Deck Sports Bar in the Pearl. Waking up on top of tonight's show, the WET DREAM CATCHERS (62) blasted the upset attempt of NERDS OF A FEATHER (62) in the tie-breaker for first. THE OUTKASTS (59) held on for third in tonight's very difficult Trivia show.  7 PERPENDICULAR LINES (47) were tied for first going into the final, but risked it all and were fortunate to only drop to 4th.

BATMAN & ROBIN LOPEZ are just thankful their namesake's hand is healing and he's back to playing ball for the Blazers. ONE NATION UNDER CANADA naturally aced the geography portions of tonight's show. Lucky for the ladies and our question writers, SIT UBU SIT has passed all his obedience courses and is current on all his shots. Trying to make a splash, ORCA ATTACK went huge on the final round. Next Pancake Tuesday, Dice is hanging with GIRLS NIGHT OUT, cause they know what they're doing. Actually, WHERE THE F*** DID THE REST OF MY TEAM GO, they're sitting right next to you. OREGON'S FINEST truly is one. BATUM'S BOSUMS hustled all night like Nicolai, but sometimes the points just don't drop.

Enjoy this sample of tonight's playlist!


-Dice